Michael Patrick McGill

Capt. Fitzpatrick

Ratner's Father

Garbage Man

Neighbor Steve

Officer Mike

Aaron

Beet Red Father

Dad

LAPD Officer

Undercover 2

Slim

Officer Hughes

Neighbor #1

Sergeant Costrow

Detective Baker

Tom

Building Inspector

Father Michael

Officer Deckard

Lumber Junction Manager

Lambrew Beer Dad

Victor

Self

Deep Throat

Alan

Dr. Martin Wesson

Officer

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Bob Corson

Harvey

Duke

Oklahoma Officer

Troy

Tommy

Ruben Caster

Joseph

Police Officer

Crime Scene Policeman

Manager

Dave - Paramedic

Uniform Cop #2

Det. John Iverson

Kenny Anderson

Sanitation Steve

Dean Evans

Umpire

Coach Spears

City Worker

Checkpoint Guard

Officer Brian Whistler

Feminist Shirt Guy

Cop

Ump

General Ross (voice)

Marshall

Babe Ruth

Owens

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Richard Vernon

Officer Brady

Bigfoot / The Annhiliationator (voice) (as Michael McGill)

Bob

Mall Cop

Officer O'Brien / Thug (voice)

Clerk

Dave Richards

Officer Jerry

General Ross (voice)

Detective

Coach Ed Myers

Ed

Officer Gailey

Ron

Man in Parking Garage

Guy at Party

Rowland

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Noom

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Curtis Perry

Gary Bristow

Irish Bartender

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Cop

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Jack

Diner Manager

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