Paul Whitehouse

Sir Cadogan

Anastas Mikoyan

William Van Dort / Mayhew / Paul the Head Waiter (voice)

Thackery Earwicket / March Hare (voice)

Thackery Earwicket / March Hare (voice)

Stage Manager

Spinoza

Carl Wood

Bouncer

Gentleman Drunk

Daniel Peggotty

Tony Matthews

Prancer (voice)

Milkman

Self

Mike Smash

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Prancer (voice)

The Wise One

Self

Self

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Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown | Executive Producer

Prancer (voice)

Executive Producer

Self

Himself, Various Characters | Executive Producer

Various | Producer

Self

Mike Smash

Terry Collier / Michael Palin / Manuel / Frankie Howerd / Lurcio / Yosser Hughes / Lord Lawson / Stanley Baldrick / Alan Yentob / Rick / Dennis Potter / Evan Davis / Tim Canterbury / Rick Prog-Rock / Mary Berry / Jools Holland / Paul Merton / Sarah Silligan / Alan Davies / Diddy Andy Hamilton / Various | Writer

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Royston

Spencer Pedal

Various | Writer

Smashie

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Self - Host

Self

Self

Self

Self

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Self

Askew

Various Characters | Writer

Various Characters | Writer

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Pawnbroker

Pat Quid

Tony

George III

Self

Vic Titball

Monty

Various | Writer

Self - Presenter

Self

| Producer

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Himself

Ron Manager

Danny Spencer | Writer

| Writer

Self | Creator

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Argus Filch

Self

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Rev. D.W.F. Winkleberry

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DJ Mike Smash

Self

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Self

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Self - Guest

Graham Downes | Producer

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