Toby Huss

Captain Ed

Coroner

Ted

Ray

Steve Remo

Officer Stevenson

Various Deado Voices (voice)

Benny

Whitey

Roy Murphy

Seaman Nitro

Kenny

Jerry / Alejandro / Beach Jock / Sportscaster / Lance

Anthony Lamb

Clyde Sukeforth

TV Thief #2 / Concierge / Bellboy / Male TV Reporter (voice)

Taylor

Dr. Joseph

Nick Yankovic

Pendleton Duvall

Detective Fred Miller

Man with Cell Phone Who Gets Shot

Harris

Spook

George

Gil Lawson

Fenton

Joe

Colonel Bob

Al Wilmington

Todd Ianuzzi (voice)

Wilson

Doubting Thomas Minister

Bert Green

Billy Broadhurst

Groundskeeper

Glen the Desk Clerk

Scott Sanders (voice)

Peter

Governor Johnson

Tennessee O'Neal (voice)

Red

Betcher

Officer Judkins

Cameron

Ansel Adams

Puff's Father

Wayne

Whittman Moderator / Brad the Announcer

Dr. Yeager

Deputy Winston

Hog Jaws

Big Mike

Deputy Raymond Ward

Cop

Rastus

Dizzy Pagliouci

Father

Heckle (voice)

Lee

Edward Dickinson

Dykes

Ed

Principal Harding

AmeriShine (voice)

Clerk #1

Sammy Cybernowski

Todd Ianuzzi

Whip

Cowboy

Frank Lynch

(voice)

Jack / The Wiz

Steve's Boss

Frank Sinatra / Jeff Levitt

Limo Driver

Booboo / Commander

Robber (voice)

Warden Granville

Todd Packer (voice) (uncredited)

Bill

Dale Gribble/ Cotton Hill/Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)

Milius (voice)

Artie

Tom

Deutsche Stimme (voice)

Henry

Scaramantula (voice)

Smart Todd (voice)

Quartie Sturges

Big Mike

Old Timey Psychiatrist

Shoeshine Customer

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Bob Burke

Edward Dickinson

J.J. 'Tex' McCready

Junior

Flanagan the Drug Dealer

John 'Bos' Bosworth

Jupiter

Terry

Carl Lurtsema

James W. McCord Jr.

Coach Doug

Stumpy Dreifuss

Regional Director Ronald Barrett

Johnny the Hat

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Farmer Mark

Big Mike

Mike Gerard

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Nelson

Uncle Dave

Hugh Hefner

Cpl. Rusty Link

Caesar / Cruelius Sneezer (voice)

Hank

Tom

Self

Captain Spooky

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Travis

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ERIC-108 (voice)