Mel Smith

The Albino

Director

Self

Hotel Manager

Character Actor (voice)

Father Christmas - 20th Anniversary version (voice) (uncredited)

Sir Toby Belch

Director

Self

Man at Train Station (uncredited) | Director

Bowls Commentator (voice) | Director

Father Christmas (voice)

Alan

Pyle

Drunk at Party | Director

Inspector Flint

Rocco Melonchek

Professor Cranshaw

Uncle Richard

Crouch

Bernard | Writer

Stephen Milner

DI Thomas

Mr. Grimshaw

Terry Abbatt

Self

Billy Evans

Self (archive footage)

Self

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David Maxwell Fyfe

self

Disco Doorman

Self

-

Self

Xan

Porno Movie Director

Len

Self

Santa Claus

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Self - Not the Nine O'Clock News, 1980 (archive footage)

Self

Cyril Ash

John Enderby

Benny Frazier

Self

Himself

Grenada Security Guard

TV Talk Show Host

| Writer

Jumbo Whiffy

| Writer

Self

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Colin Watkins

DI Thomas

Director

-

Self

| Creator

Various

| Creator

Schlesinger

Creator

Executive Producer

Tom Craig