Lou Hirsch

Baby Herman (voice)

Fred

Headmaster

Charlie

Captain Todd

Adult Baby Herman (voice)

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Adult Baby Herman (voice)

Adult Baby Herman (voice)

Dexter

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Self

Baetz

Monty

Fred Wallace

Adult Baby Herman (voice) (archive footage)

Allen Klein

USAF Commentator

Raymond

Dino DiCatalano

Counter Clerk

Wee Jock

Houghton Mifflin

Officer Silas Romek

Wallace

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Arnie Kawolski

Jimmy Mundy

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Various

Vic Scaduto

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Hollywood Producer

Donut