Eddie Pepitone

Archer

Postman

Self

Sherm (voice)

Durante

Approximo

Martin

Mr. Swann

Joe Hollywood

Continental Congress Heckler/Man in audience at Press Conference

Sam

Terry - Strung-Out Junkie (as Ed Pepitone)

Control Room Guy / Bus Passenger

BK

Pastor Bobby

Wheelchair Don

Reginald

Self

Santa Claus

Eddie

Self

Self

Eddie

Himself | Writer

Al

Rabbi

Himself | Writer

Harry

Himself

Tim

Dad Montgomery

Self | Writer

Additional Voices (voice)

Operator

Hoarder Guy (voice)

Self

Sherm (voice)

Reggie (voice)

Tony

Self

Tony the Deli Guy

Animal Control Officer

Leo Sporm

Homeless Nick

Court Deputy

Rob

Crazy Schmidt

Govennah

Dying Patient - Bernie Zucker

Phil Lounsberry

​(voice)

Eddie Pepitone

Murray

Shady Mobster

Walt

Police Officer (voice)

Lou / Landlords (voice)

Eddie

Lou

Mr. Nabbers (voice)

Eddie

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Bernie Sanders Decoy

Maurice

Mr. Melvin

Bruno Horgan / Melter (voice)

Angry Traveler

Phil Dapatone

Arnie

Sixpack (voice)

Crazy Randy

(voice)

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-

Older Man

Larry