Gregory Jbara

Chairman Magnuson

Mel Gibson

Les Hirsch

Young Cop

Post Columnist

Freddy

Snug

Accountant in Karnes Office

General Stanton

Walter Brackett

Angelique

Edward

Jerry Yarbro

Hank

Fergus

Mr. "Squash" Bernstein

Reverend Bigbee

Cafe Waiter

Jingle Singer # 2

Sam

Director

Eric Volker

Buck / Hector Scriggles

Bobby Mellinger

Nazi Guard / Nazi General / Priest (voice)

Oscar Newton

Plastic Surgeon (voice)

Garrett Moore

Gene

Bartender

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Mike

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Stan Lawrence

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Ron

Stan Benedict

Congressman Segal

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Drew

Lloyd

Jim Shirley

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Scott Morgan

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Reverend Compton

Herman Zimet

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Wallace

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Coach