Phil Hartman

Dink (voice) (uncredited)

Phil Fimple | In Memory Of

Marlax

Ted Maltin

Sam

Reporter | Writer

Fred

Tom Morgan (voice)

Ted Davis

Hal Edison

Park Ranger - Vickie

Bly Manager

Comic Cop

MAJ Colin Thorn

Newsreader (voice) (uncredited)

Chick Hazard Private Eye (Groundling)

Virgil Robinson

Air Conditioner / Hanging Lamp (voice)

Frank

Baseball Announcer (segment "Murray in Videoland")

Man in Abstinence Commercial

Charlie Smith (voice) (uncredited)

The President

Reporter

Gary Young

Bennedict, SAT Coach

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Monique's Assistant

Jean-Michel

Chauncey (voice)

Man at Airport with Gun

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Self / Various Characters | Writer

Kap'n Karl | Writer

Various (archive footage)

The Salesman

Bill Clinton (voice)

Joe Chicago

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Self

Mike Rutten

Self - Host

Various (archive footage) (uncredited)

Self (archive footage)

Self

Hollyberry

Various

Various Characters

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Narrator (voice)

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Self

The Continental Announcer (voice)

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Troy McClure (voice)

Man on Phone (voice) (uncredited)

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Dan Anchorman (voice)

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News Reader (voice)

Bill McNeal

Captain Frye (voice)

School Patrol Robots / Executive Vice President (voice)

Calaboose Cal (voice)

Ace London (voice)

Game Show Host (voice)

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Self - Various Characters

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Octavius (voice)

Psycho Bunny (voice)

Phil Hartman

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Phillip

Otto Friedling

Adolph Hitmaker / Bernie Wasserman / Professor Blowhard (voice)

Billy Headstone (voice)

George Wilson

Self

Self (archive footage)

Captain Carl

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Self

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